Short shrift

Sir, – Dama Cunningham (January 8th) yearns for an end to the sight "of alpha males strutting around in pastel-coloured shorts". Really? I'd be quite partial to the sight of same in such dreary weather.

Any chance of giving the co-ordinates for said sightings? – Yours, etc,

AILEEN HOOPER,

Stoneybatter,

Dublin 7.