Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: I wake up on Sunday morning thinking, am I having one of my famous erotic dreams? Listen | 06:18
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: Sorcha is like me before every Ireland squad announcement – in other words, focking delusional Listen | 06:15
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Sorcha, I honestly don’t think we can just saunter in here like nothing has happened’ Listen | 06:00
‘Ross, this is all your fault, you sniggering halfwit - that daughter of yours has been going wrong since the day she was born’ Listen | 06:32
‘Ross, didn’t you get a present of an All Blacks jersey once and use it to wash the cor?’ Listen | 06:03