Sir, – All the talk this week about children starting school reminded me of my granddaughter’s first day several years ago.
She went in quite happily, but mid-morning she asked her teacher when could she go home. On hearing that it would be after lunch, she said to the teacher, “Can I have my lunch now?”
Nice try! – Yours, etc,
MARGARET
READ SOME MORE
BUTLER,
Booterstown,
Co Dublin.