Sir, – I see that Bernard Durkan TD is attempting to repeal the law of averages pertaining to the long-running Lotto jackpot stalemate.
Well Bernard, when you are finished with solving this crisis how about giving the Irish space industry a boost and have the laws of gravity repealed. Loads of jobs to be had for budding space cadets!
– Yours, etc,
JOHN K ROGERS,
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Rathowen,
Co Westmeath.