‘I’d like a double burger’

Sir, – I can trump (maybe I shouldn't use that word) Sean Moncrieff's coffee shop experience ("Server beware – that cranky bald guy is in buying coffee again", Life, August 30th).

“I’d like a double burger.”

“We don’t do double burgers.”

I scan the menu board.

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“I’ll have a double burger with cheese but hold the cheese.”

“Okay.”

There’s something wrong with our education system. – Yours, etc,

ALEC QUINN,

Limerick.