Sir, –Now that a week has passed since I lost my first battle with my new hair clippers, my wife has just informed me that my hair is “starting to look a bit more normal”.
This is on top of my neighbour giving himself an unintended haircut of which Keith Flint of The Prodigy would have been proud.
Before the inevitable post-Covid financial cuts commence, may I please beat David McWilliams in coining the phrase “Covid-cuts” for our brave new world of hair-dos. – Yours, etc,
Dr THEO RYAN,
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Wicklow.