Sir, – Like that Dutchman on Tinder, I am considering applying to have my age lowered, so that I feel less hard done by when my state pension actually arrives. – Yours, etc,
HUGH McDONNELL,
Termonfeckin,
Co Louth.
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Sir, – I wonder would it be possible to have my age increased to 100 to qualify for the President’s centenarian bounty. – Yours, etc,
DIARMAID
MAC AONGHUSA,
Shankill,
Co Dublin.