What's hot and what's not

WHAT'S HOT

Conspiracy theoriesPapal resignation has us all speculating on what's "really" up in the Vatican

NoA heartening film depicting the 1988 Chilean ad campaign to regain democratic freedom

Lenten leannessThe ultimate 40-day diet. We'll be athletic machines by March

Wonderful WednesdaysWe love the all-day €5 admission at Odeon Cinemas

PantsuitsAs worn by SJP and Beyoncé, these neat little numbers stand out a mile on the red carpet

Low fat foodFlying off the shelves – Operation Transformation take a bow

Owen Roekilling it as Lear at the Abbey . . . value for money at three and a half hours long

Sadieleading the way in old-fashioned names . . . can Mary be far behind

WHAT'S NOT

Presenter panderingJohn C Reilly presents gong at Iftas while plugging his latest film, complete with clip

Splash 'n' run4x4's doing a "parting of the puddles" while drowning us all in the process

Ear muffsSeriously, it's spring. We've all moved on. Abandon them post haste!

Perry-ish the thoughtKatie's Grammy dress left nothing to the imagination

JoJo, don't go!Raw's leading lady set to do yet another runner abroad. A varied storyline might intrigue us more