When I am President

Jamie Dandy (age 13), Beaufort College, Navan, Co Meath

Donald Trump on hearing the news he won’t be invited to Jamie Dandy’s inauguration
Donald Trump on hearing the news he won’t be invited to Jamie Dandy’s inauguration

When I am president

I will have an inauguration

But Donald Trump

Won’t get an invitation

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I will have a lot of money

I will buy rainbow Lamborghinis

I will ban homework

And have teachers drink

Cat’s phlegm martinis

I will hold a concert

For talking crows

It will be very secret

Nobody will know

I will eat unicorn brownies

And dance in the snow

Watch dancing pigeons

Dancing very slow

I will be very happy

Money will grow on trees

But I won’t forget to

Help the homeless in need