Rezoning Dalkey for affordable housing? The natives are up in orms

Ross O’Carroll Kelly: Keeping social housing out is a Killiney hill they’re willing to die on

‘When I say it’s oaber, Rosser, Ine thalken about me and Hodor’s business. It’s boddixed’

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: Ronan’s there, ‘I sted at the roulette table too long – stordee of me life’

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘You’ve massively disimproved with age ... The big, fat rugby head on you’

I'm looking at the other 41-year-old men and I’m thinking how well I look by comparison

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘It’s like a hostage exchange. For focking banana bread’

This lockdown is storting to seriously affect me. What has happened to the world?

‘The common touch? This is a girl who has to stick on the subtitles every time Imelda May is on the TV’