Some obituary notices open with the grand achievements of a life well-lived, or the tender details of a person's passing with loved ones at their side. The death in El Paso, Texas, of Renay Mandel Corren, however, was marked in somewhat more unorthodox fashion. "The bawdy, fertile, redheaded matriarch of a sprawling Jewish-Mexican-Redneck American family has kicked it," it read.
According to the family’s obituary published in the Fayetteville Observer, Corren, who died on Saturday at the age of 84, will be mourned “in the many glamorous locales she went bankrupt” in.
They include her birthplace of McKeesport, Pennsylvania, “where she first fell in love with ham, and atheism”; Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina, “where Renay’s dreams, credit rating and marriage are all buried”; and Miami, Florida, “where Renay’s parents, uncles, aunts, and eternal hopes of all Miami Dolphins fans everywhere are all buried pretty deep”.
The remarkable – and hilarious – 1,000-word obituary was written by Corren’s son Andy, and quickly went viral after it was published on Wednesday.
The tribute to a mother known fondly to her family as Rosie is a partly tongue-in-cheek account of a long and eventful life, liberally sprinkled with anecdotes and encounters, some of which Andy Corren admits might not even be true. But the banter represents a loving tribute to a woman they still can't quite believe has actually died.
“Renay has been toying with death for decades, but always beating it and running off in her silver Chevy Nova,” the obituary says. “Covid couldn’t kill Renay. Neither could pneumonia twice, infections, blood clots, bad feet, breast cancer twice, two mastectomies, two recessions, multiple bankruptcies, marriage to a philandering Sergeant Major, divorce in the 70s, six kids, one [Caesarean], a few abortions from the Quietly Famous Abortionist of Spring Lake, NC, or an affair with Larry King in the 60s.”
It also lists her many talents: “She played cards like a shark, bowled and played cribbage like a pro, and laughed with the boys until the wee hours, long after the last pin dropped.
“Renay didn’t cook, she didn’t clean, and she was lousy with money, too. Here’s what Renay was great at: dyeing her red roots, weekly manicures, dirty jokes, pier fishing, rolling joints and buying dirty magazines.”
She lived her final days "under the care, compassion, checking accounts and, evidently, unlimited patience of her favorite son and daughter-in-law, Michael and Lourdes Corren, of [the] world-famous cow sanctuary [in] El Paso."
The obituary concludes with details of a planned funeral service in May next year, “a very disrespectful and totally non-denominational memorial ... most likely at a bowling alley in Fayetteville.”
Andy Corren, who refers to himself as Renay’s “favorite son, the gay one who writes catty obituaries in his spare time”, says he and his five siblings have given up on receiving an inheritance. “The family requests absolutely zero privacy or propriety, none whatsoever, and in fact encourages you to spend some government money today on a one-armed bandit, at the blackjack table or on a cheap cruise to [fund] our inheritance,” he writes. “For Larry King’s sake: LAUGH. Bye, Mommy. We loved you to bits.” – Guardian
