1 I'm very good at . ..

Rugby, or so I have been told!

2 I’ve no idea how to . . .

Put up a shelf. It’s a gene thing.

3 I wouldn't watch . ..

Reality television.

4 I can’t believe . . .

That Donncha O’Callaghan’s year-round tan is natural!

5 I would like to be . . .

Fit again and playing for Munster against Leinster this evening.

6 I would avoid . . .

Potholes.

7 I can’t understand

Chinese writing.

8 I’m interested in . . .

Stocks and shares and the whole market system because I have no idea about how it works and I have just finished a great book on the subject.

9 The book I would like to read . . .

Hill-walking in Kerry.

10 My last meal would be . . .

A glass of milk, a glass or orange juice, two slices of brown toast, porridge and four hard-boiled eggs: that’s breakfast in hospital.