"Oh Fluffy Sheep,
(Oh Fluffy Sheep),
Are wonderful,
(Are wonderful),
READ SOME MORE
Oh Fluffy Sheep are wonderful,
They're white, fluffy and Welsh,
Oh Fluffy Sheep are wonderful."
- Wrexham supporters' anthem - don't ask (but see above sheep story).
"There's only one pint of Guinness."
- The Liverpool Kop's greeting for Bradford City's Jamie Lawrence when he came on as a sub at Anfield on Monday night (Lawrence is black and has had his hair bleached blond).