"Neville, lend us a chin, Neville, Neville lend us a chin."
- Brighton fans in the direction of Torquay goalkeeper Neville Southall on Saturday. It seems Neville, never the slimmest, has put on a tad more weight recently.
"Too much Christmas pud, too much Christmas pud, Neville Southall, Neville Southall, too much Christmas pud."
- See above.
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"Southall looks like an elephant's bum, doo-dah, doodah. . ."
- See above.
"How wide do you want your shorts?"
- See above.
"He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground, Southall, Southall."
- See above. (Beginning to feel sorry for Big Nev? Me too).
"I'd rather be a Doctor than a Dick."
- Fans of Celtic (managed by Dr Josef Venglos) in the direction of fans of Rangers (managed by Dick Advocaat).
