ANDY PARKERof UFO
What's on your rider?Nothing very exciting, mostly beer, wine and water.
What would be on your fantasy rider?The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.
What's your pre-gig ritual/ routine?Warm up on a practice pad and pee right before going on stage.
What's the best gig you've been to, and why?Led Zeppelin at the Albert Hall, because they were awesome.
And the worst?Aerosmith at the LA Forum, because they were awe-ful.
What are your favourite and least favourite venues?Packed and empty.
Who is the most famous person to have shown up at one of your gigs?Phil Mogg.
Most embarrassing on-stage moment?Watching Pete Way's pants fall down.
How big is your entourage?That's a rather personal question.
Have you a special stage wardrobe?Yes, it's pine with fine carving.
Do you like to meet and greet fans after the gig?Only if we have played well, so yes!
Any useful stage tips?Don't fall off. It hurts.
What's the worst thing ever thrown at you?Personal insults.
Who's invited to your aftershow party?Whoever can get past security.
What's your best tour story?I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
UFO plays The Academy, Dublin on Tuesday
