Apparently, Klaxons, the NME-friendly indie band, still exist and one of their number has become engaged to Keira Knightley.
James Righton, keyboardist with the outfit, was unveiled as the next Mr Knightley with the pomp more usually accorded to the announcement of royal births. It seems that they have been dating for more than a a year, but have, where possible, avoided being photographed together.